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Water Demotivational Poster


STRESS - Some people just can't handle it


TAGS: water balloon fear face
Rating: 2.28/5

More motifakes by MC Mixmaster Fresh

Dustin Marthington - August 19, 2008, 9:23 pm, #15574
FAIL: nothing beats massive captain america! http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=9995


Truth In Advertising -




WALKING ON WATER -




Stress Mgmt -


TAGS: stress management pond waterfall serenity
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

GaryO - October 22, 2013, 8:32 am, #250541
Been done. Still good though. Good composition, Demon. Welcome


MATHEMATICS -




TWI-DON'T -




Wonder Product -


TAGS: diet water
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Ashson

maoworks2 - May 31, 2014, 9:32 am, #255111
Have To Try Some Of This It Might Be Good In Gin ?


THE ENGINEER - some say half full, other says half empty, I say the cup is twice as big as it needs to be


TAGS: cups water engineer
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by gunpowdersaint

BoneCD - February 20, 2010, 8:22 am, #159443
Ah, but applying a factor of saftey of say 2...it's just right.
lesterinside - February 19, 2010, 7:37 am, #159049
THE ACCOUNTANT The water is twice as much as it needs to be.


NINJAS - Jesus isnt the only one that can walk on water


TAGS: jesus ninjas naruto water funny blasphemy tony korley
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by tonykorley

Eugene - August 23, 2009, 11:59 am, #111005
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through dirt
Woody - June 17, 2009, 8:51 pm, #87876
Fail, Believe it!!!
NINJAS AND JESUS - February 6, 2009, 1:42 pm, #57347
Are given attributes they don't have
Mat-chan - December 22, 2008, 5:51 pm, #46117
That`s what you say ... and you`re wrong.
MeanGene - December 16, 2008, 10:42 am, #44736
Wag of the finger: No one who has lost their virginity finds anime pics with blatantly obvious captions funny.
Narutarded - July 19, 2008, 2:39 am, #10200
Jesus got pwned, Dattebayo!


MARCHING BAND - Where all that practicing pays off.




FAT PEOPLE - GO BE FAT SOMEWHERE ELSE


TAGS: fat people go be somewhere else police guy funny lol lmao rofl fatass obesity obeses swat water hose
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by 1337boon

CJ - March 8, 2009, 4:44 pm, #64426
redundancy, stop it
not leox - January 5, 2009, 3:37 am, #49365
haha leox is fat!!!
leox - December 10, 2008, 11:56 am, #43247
skinny people, go be ugly somewhere else!
Agamemnon218 - August 20, 2008, 9:33 am, #15651
It repeats.
Repeater - August 20, 2008, 9:33 am, #15650
Repetitive
Agamemnon218 - August 20, 2008, 9:32 am, #15649
Repetitive


DIET WATER - BECAUSE THE WATER YOU BUY AT THE SUPERMARKET HAS TOO MANY CALORIES.


TAGS: diet water
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by almarpa



REDNECK WAKEBOARDING - What will they think of next?


TAGS: redneck wakeboarding ski water
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by motinet

FilthyPhil - December 31, 2011, 3:56 pm, #227127
next is your sister topless on the wakeboard
Chompers - September 20, 2010, 2:54 pm, #194724
Happens to all of us.
Faceplant31 - September 20, 2010, 2:50 pm, #194723
Don't you love the after thoughts you get when you see your posters a second or third time?
motinet - September 20, 2010, 2:49 pm, #194722

Better subtext would have been: $40,000 boat? $600 wakeboard? Screw that, we got plywood!
Faceplant31 - September 20, 2010, 12:27 pm, #194696
Can this be an activity at moticon?


STATISTICS - just because the lake's average depth is 2 ft doesn't mean there isn't a 10 ft hole in it waiting for you


TAGS: statistic 2013 water lake h2o
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spypengen

MissPriss - January 8, 2013, 10:33 am, #242294
You need to share more often...great poster!
Greeny - January 8, 2013, 12:43 am, #242278
Agreed - very nice
GaryO - January 7, 2013, 9:16 pm, #242270
Good’n, spy....5L


FLAILING - When sucking at life is your only option.


TAGS: fail pokemon magicarp water flap flail pokedex pikachu ash funny awesome
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by Silvo

flail owns - March 29, 2009, 10:44 pm, #68963
dude i seen someone wipe a hole team of pokemons with FLAIL theres a video on youtube
Arpaleggia - January 9, 2009, 1:24 pm, #50724
At least when you flail you do SOMETHING with your life. Splash does nothing.


EVIAN - Is NAIVE spelled backwards for a reason


TAGS: water bottle
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by motinet

jedimonk - September 19, 2011, 4:53 pm, #224433
Vapor distilled and reverse osmosis purification, and volcanic aquifers have greater purity then the poorly maintained municipal water systems. Also, my lab requires a purification system for any water used in GLP a**ays, so says the FDA
Derek - December 11, 2009, 4:17 pm, #144746
Fizzy drinks would have similar stats, but with health problems too.


BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER -


TAGS: blood water family syrup waffles
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 12:00 pm, #188611
5L sick.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 10:07 am, #188581
semen is thicker than blood so doe......forget it. I've over a***yzed this...
thatonechick - August 10, 2010, 9:50 am, #188580
PhxDebbie, what is your relation to sickartist? Just curious.
Chompers - August 10, 2010, 9:49 am, #188579
yes, I suppose it does, but if you were to mix rum and waffles....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 9:49 am, #188578
Molasses is thicker than syrup....does that make Rum more important than waffles? 5L
Chompers - August 10, 2010, 9:44 am, #188577
Now I'm hungry, need some waffles. 5L
PhxDebbie - August 10, 2010, 9:43 am, #188576
MMMMMM International House of 5L
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 8:50 am, #188547
Flawless logic. 5L


TOLERANCE -


TAGS: poison water pond fill time
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

Shottyz - December 6, 2010, 9:14 pm, #205880
Well Said
spacedog - December 6, 2010, 4:34 pm, #205769
Nice one.


PATIENCE - "A jug fills drop by drop." -Buddha




PLUMBING NIGHTMARE -


TAGS: water toilets plugged osma
Rating: 4.34/5

More motifakes by bassman007

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2012, 2:24 am, #235476
It's probably due to all that hair. 5having is a good idea.
bassman007 - May 24, 2011, 3:11 pm, #219023
Sorry about the spelling, altho I doubt he'll complain any.
dylanklj - May 24, 2011, 11:44 am, #219011
also, u spelled Osama wrong lol
dylanklj - May 14, 2011, 6:17 am, #218544
Brilliant, just brilliant
the1stCOMMI3 - May 13, 2011, 10:59 pm, #218541
It might have been 2-3 weeks ago, but it's never too late for a Bin Laden joke. 5L!
southparkstar5 - May 13, 2011, 10:28 pm, #218540
haha


UNDERWATER NINJAS - Natural enemy of Somali pirates


TAGS: underwater ninjas natural enemy somali pirates
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Portgas D. Ace

AcidRain - September 10, 2012, 5:17 pm, #239057
Girl in swimsuit. Old woman covered with a black garbage sack. Makes perfect sense to me.
captainofaboat - April 23, 2010, 6:14 pm, #173206
politically incorrect 5L


REVENGE - a dish best served as a giant sea dragon... that can fly




LOOPHOLE - If the body is mostly water, does drinking make you a cannibal?




DIE A THOUSAND DEATHS -


TAGS: blowed up watermelon calendar
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Greeny

CloudchaserS - October 9, 2011, 11:52 am, #224853
R. Lee Ermy should team up with Gallagher
mariand - October 9, 2011, 8:31 am, #224851
LOL...making fun of sorrow


SCIENCE EXPERIMENT. - And this going to prove what?


TAGS: watermelon science experiment
Rating: 2.11/5
Jas - December 20, 2009, 7:57 pm, #147048
A black guy, in deep concentration of a watermelon based experiment of some description and no racism in the comment? Is this the Internet? Am I in the right place?
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 6:18 pm, #146871
It proves that anonymous posts=1L... and, that you can't suffocate a watermelon. They're delicate, but have an a**load of fortitude.
Derek - December 19, 2009, 4:24 pm, #146856
There's a large hadron in there - I know it


BOAT RACING - Rule 22.1.c states: In the event of a competitor's boat being disabled, the competitor is able to complete the event on foot.


TAGS: boat racing rules running on water
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by HAL8999

dootndo2 - October 9, 2011, 11:14 pm, #224867
Love it. Hearing Popeye singing his scat music in my head as I watch this. Toot Toot!
Donkasaurus - May 10, 2010, 3:04 pm, #175452
Look how fast he's going! He's running so fast the wake behind him is bigger than the other boats!
Faceplant31 - May 10, 2010, 10:00 am, #175432
NIce a different approach than the usual hey look Jesus had to pee during a boat race. 5L from me Hal


COWABUNGA - For either the most seriously committed or the most likely to be committed. Take your pick.




PET GATORS - THEY WILL FETCH THE BALL AS WELL AS THE NEXT DOG


TAGS: gator animal funny water
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

Hinoron - March 29, 2012, 9:44 am, #232299
They also fetch the next dogs (we're still working on giving the dog BACK though)


WALKING ON WATER - Only for immortals and beings with multiple lives.


TAGS: cats kitty walking on water jesus wet meow kitten
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by Kom

Anonymous - November 27, 2008, 3:26 pm, #40236
Jesus wasn't immortal, he wasn't even real


LOLLERMELON - Om nom nom


TAGS: lol fruit lulz om nom nom watermelon
Rating: 2/5


WATERMELONS. - I told you they were dangerous.


TAGS: deadly watermelons
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by Conrad Palmer

Big Daddy - January 15, 2009, 3:25 pm, #52205
If you drink don't drive do the watermelon crawl.


Optimism -


TAGS: water optimism
Rating: 3.02/5

More motifakes by Sean

TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 4:10 pm, #181226
Jealousy and low IQ among the voters usually explains a low rating on one of the greats.
Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 4:07 pm, #181224
Indeed Grey. How does this have such a shat rating! I hate how posters that are pure gold such as this have shat ratings because it ain't a effin lolcat or some other retarded meme from the internet!
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 4:07 pm, #181223
Frankincense? 5L
GreyScorpion - June 22, 2010, 4:03 pm, #181220
gold
Ernie - August 3, 2008, 12:38 am, #12403
Beautiful, Sean. Simply beautiful.


DIET WATER -




ALCATRAZ -




WATER SKIING - You gotto luv them Rednecks




PIMP MY RIDE - I'm not saying anything, but who would they dare to surprise with a WATERMELON CAR???


TAGS: watermelon
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by culos

knowitall - August 20, 2009, 3:15 pm, #110214
xzibit's aunt?
Starr99334 - June 24, 2009, 4:57 pm, #89508
that is the best car ive ever seen in my life. freakin awesome.
barockeva - December 10, 2008, 5:24 pm, #43400
I would totally drive that.


YOU UR FINISHED!!! - Kamikaze Cat has ripped a hole in your life-boat!


TAGS: cat kamikaze water boat
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by KaidenJackson

dy2012 - May 31, 2012, 12:32 pm, #235504
rolf!
maoworks2 - May 31, 2012, 11:15 am, #235496
WHat's A Cat Doing In The Boat ?


BUD/S - Where fear of the water goes to die


TAGS: seals navy water
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by wookieman808

Tarapin - July 31, 2011, 1:08 pm, #222247
Ahh...Drown-proofing! Fun times to be had by all!


INCOHERENT BASTERDS -


TAGS: this is how you do it stiglitz b***er cookies salt pepper 1 cup water onion chopped garlic minced 2 cups vinigar add sugar to taste earings
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

BoneCD - April 1, 2010, 6:12 pm, #168696
lol...5 Poodles
pieman - April 1, 2010, 10:27 am, #168596
Never said better. 5L


ADAPTATION -


TAGS: computer fish water
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by gas

Airman - August 8, 2011, 3:11 pm, #222692
just saw this.. Nice!!
gas - August 5, 2011, 7:58 pm, #222533
thanks all ;)
crankyhead - August 5, 2011, 7:47 pm, #222530
whale 5ongs
spacedog - August 5, 2011, 6:46 pm, #222525
Keep 'em coming Gas. 5L
Reality Lord - August 5, 2011, 4:54 pm, #222508

awesome


SUPER SOAKERS - Before the Internet, we went outside and played with these.


TAGS: super soaker water gun internet
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Thumper17

Faceplant31 - May 17, 2010, 11:15 am, #176287
Ahh the good ol days, back before sitting on your a$$ and playing video games was the cool thing to do.


CAN'T SWIM - CLOWN WILL EAT ME


TAGS: disney world clown water slide scary
Rating: 2.18/5

More motifakes by Dragonrider1227

Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2009, 10:55 am, #117707
You know its going to be a good night when the phrase "Jug O' Whiskey" appears. Not a bottle, not 'doin sh**s' but Jug.
agdaniele - September 13, 2009, 8:33 am, #117280
It made sense to me.... and was funny. So where does that put me?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 13, 2009, 2:00 am, #117265
****.....I gotta cut back...my last (drunken) comment made no sense.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 11:15 pm, #117257
What kinda ignorant **** are you saying aobot water?....oh, I get it.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 11:11 pm, #117255
Ahhhhh... whiskey is the life of man!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 11:06 pm, #117253
should read "into a jug of whiskey"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 11:05 pm, #117252
Hi TTH here. Moooooooooooooooo is way into a of whiskey and he just tipped his couch over trying to hit me. it was great. Hey guys btw!
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:49 pm, #117249
LMAO, mooooo... I can settle for a good stew.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:48 pm, #117248
Such the absentee chickie-poo! Hi and bye, Nik?!?!
Nik - September 12, 2009, 10:47 pm, #117247
Hello boys!!! Just dropping by real quick to say 'HI!'. Also Happy Birthday AK!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:39 pm, #117246
Sorry....No meata ballsa....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:38 pm, #117245
Potluck.....And for the bunny?....potatoes, carrots and a white wine sauce......no meatballs.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:34 pm, #117243
Memorial? And for the bunny?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:27 pm, #117240
No poker tonight....Captain Diabetes is in the hospital.....Me and TTH are having a memorial of sorts.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:21 pm, #117237
Good luck, pokerstar!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:19 pm, #117236
I said coconuts not tacos.....later yo...to drunk to banter.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:14 pm, #117234
I have a red pencil box./
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:14 pm, #117233
I have a red pencil box.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:13 pm, #117232
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts./


BLACKWATER -


TAGS: blackwater liberals
Rating: 2.65/5

More motifakes by matt28

Derek - February 7, 2010, 3:07 am, #156521
Blackwater/Xe -giving the US a bad name since its inception.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 6, 2010, 9:37 pm, #156477
THIS SHOULD BE POLITIFAKE..And LIBERALS lllove black-water they justify all their complaints about the war. Ask the other "MERC" companies about these GIBRONIs. zats why there Xe now!


PERCEPTION - Is The Glass Half Empty or Half Full? It's A Glass of Water! Get Over It!


TAGS: glass half empty full water
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by rcrasackett

engineer - March 8, 2009, 4:07 pm, #64419
neither, the glass is twice the size it needs to be
engineer - March 8, 2009, 4:07 pm, #64418
neither, the glass is twice the size it needs to be


HI MOM - I think I may have left the bathroom tap running.




RUSSIA - Where vodka is cheaper than water


TAGS: russia vodka cheap water nation national mockery truth hurts sometimes
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by Krissdafish

Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:48 am, #193096
You're a good sport Forseti.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:47 am, #193095
Let me get this straight: IF someone ever would make a poster like that about Germany, I would... oh... I would... I can't even tell you exactly what I would do!! It would start with a "5" and probably end with "lions", but I'm not sure... So BEWARE!!!111
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:36 am, #193066
Just to be clear.....why would cheap vodka be a bad thing?
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:24 am, #193060
I'm on it.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:23 am, #193059
no problem. I just figured he didnt get it. I made no mention of negative consequences for his actions. More of a friendly, "take a look around, please." approach. Ill report to the van, sir.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:20 am, #193058
Slow down, 5150 - a moderator is on it. Try not to police the site too much. I may seem nice and easy... but I'm more than capable.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:18 am, #193057
weird..... the message disappeared
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:13 am, #193056
True, mooooo..... but it's a username of "krissdafish" - that sounds like one of america's idiots.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:13 am, #193055
I sent him a little pm, asking him to search for other countries in the engine. Then maybe he will understand the context here
pzykosiz - September 10, 2010, 2:06 am, #193054
we don't normally have that problem
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:05 am, #193053
wow.. This is the first time I have ever seen someone that really "doesn't get it"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:01 am, #193052
No, It's a joke......and why blame America....anyone,anywhere could have made this poster
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:59 am, #193050
There's a difference between jokes and insults. This is not a joke, it's a flat out insult.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:55 am, #193047
It's a joke... in america we joke. Exaggerations are a form of humor. There are much better reasons than motifake to hate america. Broaden your search. and please lighten up, or I'll be forced to ban.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:51 am, #193044
Idiot. Insults like this make me hate the US even more.


iPhone 6 -


TAGS: iphone monkey water
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ashson

Thedge - November 8, 2014, 8:34 pm, #257755
Hope it is digestible, when it goes lobat the monkey is going to eat it. 5Tums


DAMMIT - I spilled water on my homework.




Knee High By The Fifth-of-July -




SUMMER -


TAGS: water balloon fight colorful balloons being poped
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Cheesefrog1 - June 3, 2012, 10:24 pm, #235757
funny i like to boil mine
Hawamleh - June 2, 2012, 5:22 am, #235603
Missed ya ya crazy commie !
the1stCOMMI3 - June 1, 2012, 9:49 pm, #235597
not exactly, i landed a semiannual cruise internship, and now since im off, i pop in from time to time. Good to be back though.
caveman - June 1, 2012, 9:05 pm, #235596
commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back
TheOne - June 1, 2012, 1:02 pm, #235566
5 frostbite bruises.


APOLOGIES - The sad truth is, most of us only feel sorry once we've been caught.


TAGS: nixon sorry watergate apologies
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 9:20 pm, #246136
Idealism vs realism. Great poster
maoworks2 - June 4, 2012, 12:54 pm, #235789
The Big ***k.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 4:34 pm, #235322
Ooh, ta very much.
rerun - May 28, 2012, 4:27 pm, #235318

so true, great poster
maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 4:18 pm, #235314
Ya I Remember !


JESUS - Poser


TAGS: jesus walk water
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by motinet

Verdeckt - July 1, 2011, 4:03 am, #220821
Hey.. That's my gardener!
rerun - June 30, 2011, 8:48 pm, #220808

LOL


GLASS IS HALF FULL -


TAGS: water is dirty
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

jackandsally - April 21, 2012, 2:22 am, #233624
jersey is like that
robotdylan - April 18, 2012, 5:49 pm, #233524
Very nice, would've used a different picture but still, 5l


HATERS - are always a level or two above you.....




IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT - it really makes more sense.


TAGS: ice water hard
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by Kevin



WATER DEMON -


TAGS: water demon
Rating: 2.69/5

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BRIDGING THE GAP -


TAGS: tools materials muddy water
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by spacedog

agdaniele - March 16, 2011, 8:40 pm, #214453
Excellence.
Faceplant31 - March 16, 2011, 1:48 pm, #214405
Am5ome Space!


MOON RIVER - WIDER THAN THE SKIES


TAGS: personal watercraft
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by ughomer

maoworks2 - April 17, 2012, 9:58 am, #233475
Very Funny Pic 5L


REALITY - Is Overrated




WATER-LITE - With less calories than full-fat! All natural.. organic.. enriched.... ummm.. water.


TAGS: water diet
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by HAL8999



NAZIS - Not Quite. But Just As Cool.


TAGS: pink floyd nazis bob geldof roger waters crazy
Rating: 2.61/5

More motifakes by pink

what the fuck? - August 16, 2009, 10:34 pm, #108900
is that Bob Geldof?
Terrankar - May 9, 2009, 4:11 pm, #79049
Bring down the wall.
WTF - March 25, 2009, 3:58 pm, #67963
Your exquisite wife and mother, Fills me with the urge to defecate!
McTicklefartson - November 23, 2008, 3:32 pm, #39066
...mom?
Auda - October 1, 2008, 8:47 pm, #24884
HAMMER! HAMMER! HAMMER!
aPauling - August 25, 2008, 9:03 am, #16586
Hey! Why does that mime have so many microphones? Mimes can't talk!


CAN AN ARTIST CHANGE THE WORLD? -


TAGS: art watercolor adolf
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by EmilioDumphque

EmilioDumphque - December 9, 2012, 9:48 pm, #241347
Although he seemed to have a good sense of color and texture and was a fairly good draftsman, the people that he drew or painted usually look awkward, and often don't fit into the scene well.
GaryO - December 9, 2012, 8:50 pm, #241345
Tormented souls are usually the most talented. 5L


Shhhh... -


TAGS: parrot watermelon crazy speaks bird
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by jabbermule

GaryO - February 20, 2014, 11:38 pm, #253141
Jabbermule, you woke the sleeping melon! (grab an avatar. Yer rollin’)
spacedog - February 20, 2014, 9:48 pm, #253139
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Now I hear it too!
Greeny - February 20, 2014, 8:07 pm, #253133
hi


NOT QUITE THE WATER PARK BUT -


TAGS: water leaks kids love mother
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Greeny

steve1961 - July 6, 2013, 7:23 pm, #247448
Secretly?


I BOUGHT A WATER BED - Not quite what I was expecting.


TAGS: water bed
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

vulture - February 28, 2012, 12:56 am, #230254
Clever. I'm just going to sit here and wait for the tide to go out...
Verdeckt - February 27, 2012, 9:56 pm, #230248
Cool pic


EXPERIENCE AND SKILL -


TAGS: ski water experience skill mature senior
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Iconoclast - May 8, 2010, 3:01 pm, #175139
Thanks for the link. I'll try it out.
CANADA - May 8, 2010, 12:21 am, #175084
try using....http://wigflip.com/automotivator/ to make your captions
CANADA - May 8, 2010, 12:21 am, #175083
sweet idea but por ph**o shoping. 4L


LITTLE THINGS - Life is made up of the small things we take for granted


TAGS: ladybug life water drop beetle
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by wayne64

ratfink95 - June 12, 2012, 1:03 am, #236195
Its also made up of the things we see, notice, piss on, then wonder why they bite us on the a**!
rerun - June 9, 2012, 6:02 pm, #236084

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MUMBAI GRADUATION PRANK - NONE WILL BECOME NFL OR NCAA FOOTBALL COACHES


TAGS: dump water
Rating: 3.73/5

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pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 5:23 pm, #235330
At least the water isn't tinted yellow.


JUST KEEP SWIMMING - In the deep waters of Motifake, I am a guppy.


TAGS: sept16 water
Rating: 3.73/5

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agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 3:03 pm, #118903
The almighty motifake. But, great advice, space!
spacedog - September 17, 2009, 9:18 am, #118842
Ha, you got me there bOB! I came up short on syllables on that second line.
bOB cHIN - September 17, 2009, 8:51 am, #118839
I really like this 'dog. But I'm pretty sure that the haiku September challenge has already passed. No matter... 5 Tadpoodles from me


LIPS - I bet they didn't get theirs from sucking watermelons !!


TAGS: lips suck s****** watermelons head job
Rating: 2.88/5

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shmoe13 - February 7, 2011, 3:36 am, #211778
i bet she gives great helmet


BEER - More important than air.




WHALEFAIL - Sure is....Sure is...




NOT SO DEEP THOUGHTS -


TAGS: man life water
Rating: 4.86/5

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spacedog - May 27, 2011, 5:46 pm, #219265
Glad to hear you are okay Sean. I don't need to see the pics though. "Hopefully we're looking at hemorrhoids". LMAO!
rerun - May 27, 2011, 5:18 pm, #219261

especially for me.
Airman - May 27, 2011, 4:31 pm, #219260
good news!
Sean - May 27, 2011, 4:15 pm, #219259
Hey thanks for the concern. No scopage was deemed necessary. Which was a good thing as I doubt I could have kept my promise to rerun.
Airman - May 27, 2011, 3:14 pm, #219256
you ok? had the scope yet? hopefully, we're looking at hemorrhoids
Sean - May 22, 2011, 12:03 am, #218883
Ha ha. Very punny.
Greeny - May 21, 2011, 11:21 pm, #218880
oooo bummer- hope all goes well
Sean - May 21, 2011, 10:21 pm, #218876
Thanks man, and I promise not to think of you at all during my -- soon to be -- colonoscopy.
rerun - May 21, 2011, 9:21 pm, #218873

LOL, this is great.


STUPID KIDS -


TAGS: its just dirty water
Rating: 4.57/5

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agdaniele - March 26, 2011, 2:39 am, #215273
Bump
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 6:56 pm, #185646
For shame that this only has 11 votes on it!
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 6:40 pm, #185635
Still LMAO!!!
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 8:31 pm, #180994
LMFAO Cubby! This is motifake gold! No, it's motifake double-platinum!
rerun - June 19, 2010, 6:59 pm, #180971

talk about not being safe,...no life jackets, no floaties, no adult. no oars to row.....where is the coast guard when you need them?


WE'RE GOING TO NEED -




AIR CONDITIONING OPTIONAL -




LIFE - The moments that take our breath away.




NATURAL SODA WATER - It's so tasty




OFFICE REFRESHMENT - Every office should have one of these.




WHAAA TAAAA - Bruce Lee's Favorite drink


TAGS: bruce lee drink water
Rating: 2.32/5

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Derek - September 6, 2010, 5:58 pm, #192592
- and Leonidas's


HHT #1 -




CONSERVATION -




Quit digging -




Underwater Cameras -


TAGS: unbderwater camera bikini girls nudity
Rating: 4.71/5

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MissPriss - May 25, 2014, 3:46 pm, #255018
Using the camera above water? Truly a few sh**s short of the full picture.
Oldsod - May 25, 2014, 7:20 am, #254999
...somewhere, there's a line involving the phrase "there's other fish in the sea," but I'm not touching it...


DUMBO AT THE LAKE - Pet Elephants are a Hassle


TAGS: water ski
Rating: 4.71/5

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MissPriss - January 22, 2013, 4:43 pm, #242743
Just the poop bags ya need to bring along about make ya 5L your mind!


PSYCHOSAMATIC - MITTENS, just found out what you were doing with the GERBILS!! Before he ate THEM.


TAGS: richard gere g** watersports fletching kittens
Rating: 4.69/5

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440wakeup - September 17, 2010, 10:07 pm, #194283
It wasnt a rant just an observation, I'm a first responder, I know its all about timing and what recources are available.
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:21 pm, #194175
I laughed even, not sure what a laighed is...d*** typo gnome
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:20 pm, #194174
great moti, I laighed but umm 440,the rant is a bit much
440wakeup - September 16, 2010, 6:07 pm, #194134
ENGRISH SPOCHEN HEIR OD means Drug OverDose EMS Emergency Medical Services
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 10:52 pm, #194018
ENGRISH we had a cop sh** and it took 10minutes for paramedics 2 arrive, People od and they barely get a squad 2 arrive, but hears a ph**o with a whole engine company 2 respond 2 a CAT. Families of victims complain about stuff like this
Claire - September 15, 2010, 10:40 pm, #194016
Please speak English... My brain is hurting trying to translate.
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 10:38 pm, #194015
some mother of a monster is going 2 use this ph**o 2 sue a municipality when they fail 2 respond 2 her sons 5th od in a month. Well they saved a cat didn't they
rerun - September 15, 2010, 9:32 pm, #194009

Yeah, ummmm...whta is he trying to say?
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 9:31 pm, #194008
sooner or later some mother of a crack head or meth hed will complain zat the 1st responders watched asher son OD'D and mention how she's seen ems save drowning deers and dogs....well deers dont break into your house 2 steal your TV
rerun - September 15, 2010, 9:09 pm, #193998

thats sick, I laughed 5L
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 8:12 pm, #193979
I don't get 2 say this often enuf...thanx 4 voting.


AIRMAN -


TAGS: water balloons
Rating: 4.69/5

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Airman - February 28, 2012, 12:20 pm, #230287
just saw this.. LOL. Some are just big jello sh**s


Distribution Dilemma -


TAGS: delicious water day calendar
Rating: 4.67/5

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CloudchaserS - May 22, 2013, 12:28 pm, #245934
Am I the only one thinking of South Park?
GaryO - May 22, 2013, 9:13 am, #245926
for some reason, I'm thirsty now......


Survivers -




Water Polo -




WALK ON WATER - Practice makes perfect




AQUAMAN - The one time his superpower wouldn't have been completely lame.




THE LOTUS - Born In Water, Grows in Water But Rises To Stand Above The Water Unsoiled ... So, I, Born on the World, Raised on the World, Having Overcome the World, Live On It Unsoiled ...


TAGS: lotus life water world unsoiled
Rating: 3.89/5

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Rick69 - January 13, 2012, 7:33 pm, #227562
Thank you... (^_^) ... a compliment from the person who inspired me to do motifakes... :)
LiquidAngel - January 13, 2012, 6:30 pm, #227559
Very nice.


FEAR - will motivate you like nothing else in this world


TAGS: fear bull waterwalking run
Rating: 3.83/5

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jibarocampesino - July 22, 2010, 11:42 am, #185867
Ninja instints & talents awakes in those fearful moments


SUCKERS - There's one born every minute.




SUPREME POWER -


TAGS: holy grail watery tart
Rating: 3.79/5

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Airman - April 17, 2012, 12:27 pm, #233483
I know your 16 Motifakes qualifies you as an expert. Why don't you do some more, and leave other people's alone. We all come here to have fun and amuse outselves, without worrying about World Literature 101 pop quizzes
Airman - April 17, 2012, 12:24 pm, #233481
thank you Captain Bobvious. Is there anyone on earth who doesn't know what this is from? Oh by the way, did you look at the tags.. it says Holy Grail. And sometimes, using part of the quote is more effective, instead of boring people with the entire quote
dy2012 - April 17, 2012, 2:08 am, #233462
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcicial aquatic ceremony! - Quoted from Dennis/Monthy Phyton -1974
Yoso11 - April 3, 2011, 4:16 pm, #215692
Monty Python FTW! :)
Yoso11 - April 3, 2011, 4:16 pm, #215691
Monty Python FTW! :)


DEDICATION -




WATER INTO WINE - Big deal! I once turned and entire student loan into beer! Your move Jesus!!!


TAGS: jesus water wine
Rating: 3.61/5

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MO - March 10, 2010, 1:23 pm, #163656
5 urinal cakes! For all the trips to the pisser.
Fatt Matt - March 10, 2010, 12:44 pm, #163655
HAHAHAH! 5 kegs for you
aerofiend - March 10, 2010, 8:20 am, #163622
I don't know why, but this made me lol.


WATER WINS - Flawless victory.




TORTURE WORKS!! - They got everything they wanted the first time they waterboarded him. The other 182 times were just for the hell of it.


TAGS: ksm torture waterboarding bush cia
Rating: 3.35/5

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Neocon H8R - July 6, 2009, 4:43 am, #93797
I dont believe turture works as far as getting information from this guys because they will tell U whatever you want to hear in order to make it stop. But I do believe it works as a deterrent to any 1 who ever thinks about Taking up arms against america.
Brian The Great - May 14, 2009, 6:24 am, #79969
Actually the most 'open secret' in the American Intelligence community is the info he gave up after the waterboarding stopped a planned terror attack and uncovered an operating terror cell. Tenet, Goss, Blair, McConnell have all talked about this.
Chopperliscious - May 13, 2009, 12:32 am, #79709
I like MI5's interrogation method: Throw a mattress in front of you while you a seated on the edge of a chair. No sleep until you tell them what they want to hear... most break after four days.
WTFO - May 12, 2009, 11:52 pm, #79701
Correction: the 182 times where how many times they poured the water. He was only subjected to 5 sessions of waterboarding. Just in case anyone wants to know the truth versus the exagerated BS claims.
MO - May 12, 2009, 6:47 pm, #79664
You own two copies of the ku-rant and you post this? You don't know what you're doing do you?


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