Water Demotivational Poster
STRESS - Some people just can't handle it
Truth In Advertising -
WALKING ON WATER -
THE ENGINEER - some say half full, other says half empty, I say the cup is twice as big as it needs to be
Stress Mgmt -
FAT PEOPLE - GO BE FAT SOMEWHERE ELSE
Wonder Product -
NINJAS - Jesus isnt the only one that can walk on water
MARCHING BAND - Where all that practicing pays off.
DIET WATER - BECAUSE THE WATER YOU BUY AT THE SUPERMARKET HAS TOO MANY CALORIES.
REDNECK WAKEBOARDING - What will they think of next?
STATISTICS - just because the lake's average depth is 2 ft doesn't mean there isn't a 10 ft hole in it waiting for you
FLAILING - When sucking at life is your only option.
EVIAN - Is NAIVE spelled backwards for a reason
PET GATORS - THEY WILL FETCH THE BALL AS WELL AS THE NEXT DOG
BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER -
PATIENCE - "A jug fills drop by drop." -Buddha
PLUMBING NIGHTMARE -
UNDERWATER NINJAS - Natural enemy of Somali pirates
REVENGE - a dish best served as a giant sea dragon... that can fly
LOOPHOLE - If the body is mostly water, does drinking make you a cannibal?
DIE A THOUSAND DEATHS -
SCIENCE EXPERIMENT. - And this going to prove what?
BOAT RACING - Rule 22.1.c states: In the event of a competitor's boat being disabled, the competitor is able to complete the event on foot.
COWABUNGA - For either the most seriously committed or the most likely to be committed. Take your pick.
WALKING ON WATER - Only for immortals and beings with multiple lives.
LOLLERMELON - Om nom nom
WATERMELONS. - I told you they were dangerous.
DIET WATER -
WATER SKIING - You gotto luv them Rednecks
PIMP MY RIDE - I'm not saying anything, but who would they dare to surprise with a WATERMELON CAR???
YOU UR FINISHED!!! - Kamikaze Cat has ripped a hole in your life-boat!
BUD/S - Where fear of the water goes to die
INCOHERENT BASTERDS -
SUPER SOAKERS - Before the Internet, we went outside and played with these.
CAN'T SWIM - CLOWN WILL EAT ME
PERCEPTION - Is The Glass Half Empty or Half Full? It's A Glass of Water! Get Over It!
HI MOM - I think I may have left the bathroom tap running.
RUSSIA - Where vodka is cheaper than water
iPhone 6 -
DAMMIT - I spilled water on my homework.
Knee High By The Fifth-of-July -
APOLOGIES - The sad truth is, most of us only feel sorry once we've been caught.
JESUS - Poser
GLASS IS HALF FULL -
HATERS - are always a level or two above you.....
IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT - it really makes more sense.
WATER DEMON -
BRIDGING THE GAP -
MOON RIVER - WIDER THAN THE SKIES
REALITY - Is Overrated
WATER-LITE - With less calories than full-fat! All natural.. organic.. enriched.... ummm.. water.
NAZIS - Not Quite. But Just As Cool.
WHAAA TAAAA - Bruce Lee's Favorite drink
CAN AN ARTIST CHANGE THE WORLD? -
NOT QUITE THE WATER PARK BUT -
I BOUGHT A WATER BED - Not quite what I was expecting.
EXPERIENCE AND SKILL -
LITTLE THINGS - Life is made up of the small things we take for granted
MUMBAI GRADUATION PRANK - NONE WILL BECOME NFL OR NCAA FOOTBALL COACHES
JUST KEEP SWIMMING - In the deep waters of Motifake, I am a guppy.
LIPS - I bet they didn't get theirs from sucking watermelons !!
BEER - More important than air.
WHALEFAIL - Sure is....Sure is...
NOT SO DEEP THOUGHTS -
STUPID KIDS -
WE'RE GOING TO NEED -
AIR CONDITIONING OPTIONAL -
LIFE - The moments that take our breath away.
NATURAL SODA WATER - It's so tasty
OFFICE REFRESHMENT - Every office should have one of these.
HHT #1 -
Quit digging -
Underwater Cameras -
DUMBO AT THE LAKE - Pet Elephants are a Hassle
PSYCHOSAMATIC - MITTENS, just found out what you were doing with the GERBILS!! Before he ate THEM.
Distribution Dilemma -
Water Polo -
WALK ON WATER - Practice makes perfect
AQUAMAN - The one time his superpower wouldn't have been completely lame.
THE LOTUS - Born In Water, Grows in Water But Rises To Stand Above The Water Unsoiled ... So, I, Born on the World, Raised on the World, Having Overcome the World, Live On It Unsoiled ...
FEAR - will motivate you like nothing else in this world
SUCKERS - There's one born every minute.
SUPREME POWER -
WATER INTO WINE - Big deal! I once turned and entire student loan into beer! Your move Jesus!!!
WATER WINS - Flawless victory.
TORTURE WORKS!! - They got everything they wanted the first time they waterboarded him. The other 182 times were just for the hell of it.
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