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Water Demotivational Poster

STRESS - Some people just can't handle it

TAGS: water balloon fear face
Rating: 2.28/5

More motifakes by MC Mixmaster Fresh

Dustin Marthington - August 19, 2008, 9:23 pm
FAIL: nothing beats massive captain america! http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=9995

Truth In Advertising -


THE ENGINEER - some say half full, other says half empty, I say the cup is twice as big as it needs to be

TAGS: cups water engineer
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by gunpowdersaint

BoneCD - February 20, 2010, 8:22 am
Ah, but applying a factor of saftey of say 2...it's just right.
lesterinside - February 19, 2010, 7:37 am
THE ACCOUNTANT The water is twice as much as it needs to be.

Stress Mgmt -

TAGS: stress management pond waterfall serenity
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

GaryO - October 22, 2013, 8:32 am
Been done. Still good though. Good composition, Demon. Welcome


Wonder Product -

TAGS: diet water
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Ashson

maoworks2 - May 31, 2014, 9:32 am
Have To Try Some Of This It Might Be Good In Gin ?



TAGS: fat people go be somewhere else police guy funny lol lmao rofl fatass obesity obeses swat water hose
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by 1337boon

CJ - March 8, 2009, 4:44 pm
redundancy, stop it
not leox - January 5, 2009, 3:37 am
haha leox is fat!!!
leox - December 10, 2008, 11:56 am
skinny people, go be ugly somewhere else!
Agamemnon218 - August 20, 2008, 9:33 am
It repeats.
Repeater - August 20, 2008, 9:33 am
Agamemnon218 - August 20, 2008, 9:32 am

NINJAS - Jesus isnt the only one that can walk on water

TAGS: jesus ninjas naruto water funny blasphemy tony korley
Rating: 2.15/5

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Eugene - August 23, 2009, 11:59 am
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through dirt
Woody - June 17, 2009, 8:51 pm
Fail, Believe it!!!
NINJAS AND JESUS - February 6, 2009, 1:42 pm
Are given attributes they don't have
Mat-chan - December 22, 2008, 5:51 pm
That`s what you say ... and you`re wrong.
MeanGene - December 16, 2008, 10:42 am
Wag of the finger: No one who has lost their virginity finds anime pics with blatantly obvious captions funny.
Narutarded - July 19, 2008, 2:39 am
Jesus got pwned, Dattebayo!

MARCHING BAND - Where all that practicing pays off.


TAGS: diet water
Rating: 2.85/5

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REDNECK WAKEBOARDING - What will they think of next?

TAGS: redneck wakeboarding ski water
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by motinet

FilthyPhil - December 31, 2011, 3:56 pm
next is your sister topless on the wakeboard
Chompers - September 20, 2010, 2:54 pm
Happens to all of us.
Faceplant31 - September 20, 2010, 2:50 pm
Don't you love the after thoughts you get when you see your posters a second or third time?
motinet - September 20, 2010, 2:49 pm

Better subtext would have been: $40,000 boat? $600 wakeboard? Screw that, we got plywood!
Faceplant31 - September 20, 2010, 12:27 pm
Can this be an activity at moticon?

STATISTICS - just because the lake's average depth is 2 ft doesn't mean there isn't a 10 ft hole in it waiting for you

TAGS: statistic 2013 water lake h2o
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spypengen

MissPriss - January 8, 2013, 10:33 am
You need to share more often...great poster!
Greeny - January 8, 2013, 12:43 am
Agreed - very nice
GaryO - January 7, 2013, 9:16 pm
Good’n, spy....5L

FLAILING - When sucking at life is your only option.

TAGS: fail pokemon magicarp water flap flail pokedex pikachu ash funny awesome
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by Silvo

flail owns - March 29, 2009, 10:44 pm
dude i seen someone wipe a hole team of pokemons with FLAIL theres a video on youtube
Arpaleggia - January 9, 2009, 1:24 pm
At least when you flail you do SOMETHING with your life. Splash does nothing.

EVIAN - Is NAIVE spelled backwards for a reason

TAGS: water bottle
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by motinet

jedimonk - September 19, 2011, 4:53 pm
Vapor distilled and reverse osmosis purification, and volcanic aquifers have greater purity then the poorly maintained municipal water systems. Also, my lab requires a purification system for any water used in GLP a**ays, so says the FDA
Derek - December 11, 2009, 4:17 pm
Fizzy drinks would have similar stats, but with health problems too.


TAGS: gator animal funny water
Rating: 4.21/5

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Hinoron - March 29, 2012, 9:44 am
They also fetch the next dogs (we're still working on giving the dog BACK though)


TAGS: blood water family syrup waffles
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 12:00 pm
5L sick.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 10:07 am
semen is thicker than blood so doe......forget it. I've over a***yzed this...
thatonechick - August 10, 2010, 9:50 am
PhxDebbie, what is your relation to sickartist? Just curious.
Chompers - August 10, 2010, 9:49 am
yes, I suppose it does, but if you were to mix rum and waffles....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 9:49 am
Molasses is thicker than syrup....does that make Rum more important than waffles? 5L
Chompers - August 10, 2010, 9:44 am
Now I'm hungry, need some waffles. 5L
PhxDebbie - August 10, 2010, 9:43 am
MMMMMM International House of 5L
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 8:50 am
Flawless logic. 5L


TAGS: poison water pond fill time
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

Shottyz - December 6, 2010, 9:14 pm
Well Said
spacedog - December 6, 2010, 4:34 pm
Nice one.

PATIENCE - "A jug fills drop by drop." -Buddha


TAGS: water toilets plugged osma
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by bassman007

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2012, 2:24 am
It's probably due to all that hair. 5having is a good idea.
bassman007 - May 24, 2011, 3:11 pm
Sorry about the spelling, altho I doubt he'll complain any.
dylanklj - May 24, 2011, 11:44 am
also, u spelled Osama wrong lol
dylanklj - May 14, 2011, 6:17 am
Brilliant, just brilliant
the1stCOMMI3 - May 13, 2011, 10:59 pm
It might have been 2-3 weeks ago, but it's never too late for a Bin Laden joke. 5L!
southparkstar5 - May 13, 2011, 10:28 pm

UNDERWATER NINJAS - Natural enemy of Somali pirates

TAGS: underwater ninjas natural enemy somali pirates
Rating: 3.83/5

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AcidRain - September 10, 2012, 5:17 pm
Girl in swimsuit. Old woman covered with a black garbage sack. Makes perfect sense to me.
captainofaboat - April 23, 2010, 6:14 pm
politically incorrect 5L

REVENGE - a dish best served as a giant sea dragon... that can fly

PERCEPTION - Is The Glass Half Empty or Half Full? It's A Glass of Water! Get Over It!

TAGS: glass half empty full water
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by rcrasackett

engineer - March 8, 2009, 4:07 pm
neither, the glass is twice the size it needs to be
engineer - March 8, 2009, 4:07 pm
neither, the glass is twice the size it needs to be

LOOPHOLE - If the body is mostly water, does drinking make you a cannibal?

WALKING ON WATER - Only for immortals and beings with multiple lives.

TAGS: cats kitty walking on water jesus wet meow kitten
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by Kom

Anonymous - November 27, 2008, 3:26 pm
Jesus wasn't immortal, he wasn't even real


TAGS: blowed up watermelon calendar
Rating: 4.64/5

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CloudchaserS - October 9, 2011, 11:52 am
R. Lee Ermy should team up with Gallagher
mariand - October 9, 2011, 8:31 am
LOL...making fun of sorrow

SCIENCE EXPERIMENT. - And this going to prove what?

TAGS: watermelon science experiment
Rating: 2.11/5
Jas - December 20, 2009, 7:57 pm
A black guy, in deep concentration of a watermelon based experiment of some description and no racism in the comment? Is this the Internet? Am I in the right place?
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 6:18 pm
It proves that anonymous posts=1L... and, that you can't suffocate a watermelon. They're delicate, but have an a**load of fortitude.
Derek - December 19, 2009, 4:24 pm
There's a large hadron in there - I know it

BOAT RACING - Rule 22.1.c states: In the event of a competitor's boat being disabled, the competitor is able to complete the event on foot.

TAGS: boat racing rules running on water
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by HAL8999

dootndo2 - October 9, 2011, 11:14 pm
Love it. Hearing Popeye singing his scat music in my head as I watch this. Toot Toot!
Donkasaurus - May 10, 2010, 3:04 pm
Look how fast he's going! He's running so fast the wake behind him is bigger than the other boats!
Faceplant31 - May 10, 2010, 10:00 am
NIce a different approach than the usual hey look Jesus had to pee during a boat race. 5L from me Hal

COWABUNGA - For either the most seriously committed or the most likely to be committed. Take your pick.

LOLLERMELON - Om nom nom

TAGS: lol fruit lulz om nom nom watermelon
Rating: 2/5

WATERMELONS. - I told you they were dangerous.

TAGS: deadly watermelons
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by Conrad Palmer

Big Daddy - January 15, 2009, 3:25 pm
If you drink don't drive do the watermelon crawl.

Optimism -

TAGS: water optimism
Rating: 3.02/5

More motifakes by Sean

TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 4:10 pm
Jealousy and low IQ among the voters usually explains a low rating on one of the greats.
Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 4:07 pm
Indeed Grey. How does this have such a shat rating! I hate how posters that are pure gold such as this have shat ratings because it ain't a effin lolcat or some other retarded meme from the internet!
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 4:07 pm
Frankincense? 5L
GreyScorpion - June 22, 2010, 4:03 pm
Ernie - August 3, 2008, 12:38 am
Beautiful, Sean. Simply beautiful.



WATER SKIING - You gotto luv them Rednecks

PIMP MY RIDE - I'm not saying anything, but who would they dare to surprise with a WATERMELON CAR???

TAGS: watermelon
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by culos

knowitall - August 20, 2009, 3:15 pm
xzibit's aunt?
Starr99334 - June 24, 2009, 4:57 pm
that is the best car ive ever seen in my life. freakin awesome.
barockeva - December 10, 2008, 5:24 pm
I would totally drive that.

YOU UR FINISHED!!! - Kamikaze Cat has ripped a hole in your life-boat!

TAGS: cat kamikaze water boat
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by KaidenJackson

dy2012 - May 31, 2012, 12:32 pm
maoworks2 - May 31, 2012, 11:15 am
WHat's A Cat Doing In The Boat ?

BUD/S - Where fear of the water goes to die

TAGS: seals navy water
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by wookieman808

Tarapin - July 31, 2011, 1:08 pm
Ahh...Drown-proofing! Fun times to be had by all!


TAGS: this is how you do it stiglitz b***er cookies salt pepper 1 cup water onion chopped garlic minced 2 cups vinigar add sugar to taste earings
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

BoneCD - April 1, 2010, 6:12 pm
lol...5 Poodles
pieman - April 1, 2010, 10:27 am
Never said better. 5L


TAGS: computer fish water
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by gas

Airman - August 8, 2011, 3:11 pm
just saw this.. Nice!!
gas - August 5, 2011, 7:58 pm
thanks all ;)
crankyhead - August 5, 2011, 7:47 pm
whale 5ongs
spacedog - August 5, 2011, 6:46 pm
Keep 'em coming Gas. 5L
Reality Lord - August 5, 2011, 4:54 pm


SUPER SOAKERS - Before the Internet, we went outside and played with these.

TAGS: super soaker water gun internet
Rating: 3.67/5

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Faceplant31 - May 17, 2010, 11:15 am
Ahh the good ol days, back before sitting on your a$$ and playing video games was the cool thing to do.


TAGS: disney world clown water slide scary
Rating: 2.18/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2009, 10:55 am
You know its going to be a good night when the phrase "Jug O' Whiskey" appears. Not a bottle, not 'doin sh**s' but Jug.
agdaniele - September 13, 2009, 8:33 am
It made sense to me.... and was funny. So where does that put me?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 13, 2009, 2:00 am
****.....I gotta cut back...my last (drunken) comment made no sense.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 11:15 pm
What kinda ignorant **** are you saying aobot water?....oh, I get it.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 11:11 pm
Ahhhhh... whiskey is the life of man!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 11:06 pm
should read "into a jug of whiskey"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 11:05 pm
Hi TTH here. Moooooooooooooooo is way into a of whiskey and he just tipped his couch over trying to hit me. it was great. Hey guys btw!
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:49 pm
LMAO, mooooo... I can settle for a good stew.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:48 pm
Such the absentee chickie-poo! Hi and bye, Nik?!?!
Nik - September 12, 2009, 10:47 pm
Hello boys!!! Just dropping by real quick to say 'HI!'. Also Happy Birthday AK!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:39 pm
Sorry....No meata ballsa....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:38 pm
Potluck.....And for the bunny?....potatoes, carrots and a white wine sauce......no meatballs.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:34 pm
Memorial? And for the bunny?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:27 pm
No poker tonight....Captain Diabetes is in the hospital.....Me and TTH are having a memorial of sorts.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:21 pm
Good luck, pokerstar!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:19 pm
I said coconuts not tacos.....later yo...to drunk to banter.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:14 pm
I have a red pencil box./
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:14 pm
I have a red pencil box.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:13 pm
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts./


TAGS: blackwater liberals
Rating: 2.65/5

More motifakes by matt28

Derek - February 7, 2010, 3:07 am
Blackwater/Xe -giving the US a bad name since its inception.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 6, 2010, 9:37 pm
THIS SHOULD BE POLITIFAKE..And LIBERALS lllove black-water they justify all their complaints about the war. Ask the other "MERC" companies about these GIBRONIs. zats why there Xe now!

HI MOM - I think I may have left the bathroom tap running.

RUSSIA - Where vodka is cheaper than water

TAGS: russia vodka cheap water nation national mockery truth hurts sometimes
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by Krissdafish

Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:48 am
You're a good sport Forseti.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:47 am
Let me get this straight: IF someone ever would make a poster like that about Germany, I would... oh... I would... I can't even tell you exactly what I would do!! It would start with a "5" and probably end with "lions", but I'm not sure... So BEWARE!!!111
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:36 am
Just to be clear.....why would cheap vodka be a bad thing?
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:24 am
I'm on it.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:23 am
no problem. I just figured he didnt get it. I made no mention of negative consequences for his actions. More of a friendly, "take a look around, please." approach. Ill report to the van, sir.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:20 am
Slow down, 5150 - a moderator is on it. Try not to police the site too much. I may seem nice and easy... but I'm more than capable.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:18 am
weird..... the message disappeared
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:13 am
True, mooooo..... but it's a username of "krissdafish" - that sounds like one of america's idiots.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:13 am
I sent him a little pm, asking him to search for other countries in the engine. Then maybe he will understand the context here
pzykosiz - September 10, 2010, 2:06 am
we don't normally have that problem
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:05 am
wow.. This is the first time I have ever seen someone that really "doesn't get it"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:01 am
No, It's a joke......and why blame America....anyone,anywhere could have made this poster
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:59 am
There's a difference between jokes and insults. This is not a joke, it's a flat out insult.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:55 am
It's a joke... in america we joke. Exaggerations are a form of humor. There are much better reasons than motifake to hate america. Broaden your search. and please lighten up, or I'll be forced to ban.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:51 am
Idiot. Insults like this make me hate the US even more.

iPhone 6 -

TAGS: iphone monkey water
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 8, 2014, 8:34 pm
Hope it is digestible, when it goes lobat the monkey is going to eat it. 5Tums

DAMMIT - I spilled water on my homework.

Knee High By The Fifth-of-July -


TAGS: water balloon fight colorful balloons being poped
Rating: 4.74/5

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Cheesefrog1 - June 3, 2012, 10:24 pm
funny i like to boil mine
Hawamleh - June 2, 2012, 5:22 am
Missed ya ya crazy commie !
the1stCOMMI3 - June 1, 2012, 9:49 pm
not exactly, i landed a semiannual cruise internship, and now since im off, i pop in from time to time. Good to be back though.
caveman - June 1, 2012, 9:05 pm
commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back
TheOne - June 1, 2012, 1:02 pm
5 frostbite bruises.

APOLOGIES - The sad truth is, most of us only feel sorry once we've been caught.

TAGS: nixon sorry watergate apologies
Rating: 4.71/5

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Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 9:20 pm
Idealism vs realism. Great poster
maoworks2 - June 4, 2012, 12:54 pm
The Big ***k.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 4:34 pm
Ooh, ta very much.
rerun - May 28, 2012, 4:27 pm

so true, great poster
maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 4:18 pm
Ya I Remember !

JESUS - Poser

TAGS: jesus walk water
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by motinet

Verdeckt - July 1, 2011, 4:03 am
Hey.. That's my gardener!
rerun - June 30, 2011, 8:48 pm



TAGS: water is dirty
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

jackandsally - April 21, 2012, 2:22 am
jersey is like that
robotdylan - April 18, 2012, 5:49 pm
Very nice, would've used a different picture but still, 5l

HATERS - are always a level or two above you.....

IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT - it really makes more sense.

TAGS: ice water hard
Rating: 3.11/5

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TAGS: water demon
Rating: 2.69/5

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TAGS: tools materials muddy water
Rating: 4.6/5

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agdaniele - March 16, 2011, 8:40 pm
Faceplant31 - March 16, 2011, 1:48 pm
Am5ome Space!


TAGS: personal watercraft
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by ughomer

maoworks2 - April 17, 2012, 9:58 am
Very Funny Pic 5L

REALITY - Is Overrated

WATER-LITE - With less calories than full-fat! All natural.. organic.. enriched.... ummm.. water.

TAGS: water diet
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by HAL8999

NAZIS - Not Quite. But Just As Cool.

TAGS: pink floyd nazis bob geldof roger waters crazy
Rating: 2.61/5

More motifakes by pink

what the fuck? - August 16, 2009, 10:34 pm
is that Bob Geldof?
Terrankar - May 9, 2009, 4:11 pm
Bring down the wall.
WTF - March 25, 2009, 3:58 pm
Your exquisite wife and mother, Fills me with the urge to defecate!
McTicklefartson - November 23, 2008, 3:32 pm
Auda - October 1, 2008, 8:47 pm
aPauling - August 25, 2008, 9:03 am
Hey! Why does that mime have so many microphones? Mimes can't talk!

WHAAA TAAAA - Bruce Lee's Favorite drink

TAGS: bruce lee drink water
Rating: 2.32/5

More motifakes by Shottyz

Derek - September 6, 2010, 5:58 pm
- and Leonidas's


TAGS: art watercolor adolf
Rating: 4.86/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 9, 2012, 9:48 pm
Although he seemed to have a good sense of color and texture and was a fairly good draftsman, the people that he drew or painted usually look awkward, and often don't fit into the scene well.
GaryO - December 9, 2012, 8:50 pm
Tormented souls are usually the most talented. 5L

Shhhh... -

TAGS: parrot watermelon crazy speaks bird
Rating: 4.6/5

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GaryO - February 20, 2014, 11:38 pm
Jabbermule, you woke the sleeping melon! (grab an avatar. Yer rollin’)
spacedog - February 20, 2014, 9:48 pm
Greeny - February 20, 2014, 8:07 pm


TAGS: water leaks kids love mother
Rating: 4.57/5

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steve1961 - July 6, 2013, 7:23 pm

I BOUGHT A WATER BED - Not quite what I was expecting.

TAGS: water bed
Rating: 4.28/5

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vulture - February 28, 2012, 12:56 am
Clever. I'm just going to sit here and wait for the tide to go out...
Verdeckt - February 27, 2012, 9:56 pm
Cool pic


TAGS: ski water experience skill mature senior
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Iconoclast - May 8, 2010, 3:01 pm
Thanks for the link. I'll try it out.
CANADA - May 8, 2010, 12:21 am
try using....http://wigflip.com/automotivator/ to make your captions
CANADA - May 8, 2010, 12:21 am
sweet idea but por ph**o shoping. 4L

LITTLE THINGS - Life is made up of the small things we take for granted

TAGS: ladybug life water drop beetle
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by wayne64

ratfink95 - June 12, 2012, 1:03 am
Its also made up of the things we see, notice, piss on, then wonder why they bite us on the a**!
rerun - June 9, 2012, 6:02 pm

post to motitwist


TAGS: dump water
Rating: 3.73/5

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pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 5:23 pm
At least the water isn't tinted yellow.

JUST KEEP SWIMMING - In the deep waters of Motifake, I am a guppy.

TAGS: sept16 water
Rating: 3.73/5

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agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 3:03 pm
The almighty motifake. But, great advice, space!
spacedog - September 17, 2009, 9:18 am
Ha, you got me there bOB! I came up short on syllables on that second line.
bOB cHIN - September 17, 2009, 8:51 am
I really like this 'dog. But I'm pretty sure that the haiku September challenge has already passed. No matter... 5 Tadpoodles from me

LIPS - I bet they didn't get theirs from sucking watermelons !!

TAGS: lips suck s****** watermelons head job
Rating: 2.88/5

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shmoe13 - February 7, 2011, 3:36 am
i bet she gives great helmet

BEER - More important than air.

WHALEFAIL - Sure is....Sure is...


TAGS: man life water
Rating: 4.86/5

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spacedog - May 27, 2011, 5:46 pm
Glad to hear you are okay Sean. I don't need to see the pics though. "Hopefully we're looking at hemorrhoids". LMAO!
rerun - May 27, 2011, 5:18 pm

especially for me.
Airman - May 27, 2011, 4:31 pm
good news!
Sean - May 27, 2011, 4:15 pm
Hey thanks for the concern. No scopage was deemed necessary. Which was a good thing as I doubt I could have kept my promise to rerun.
Airman - May 27, 2011, 3:14 pm
you ok? had the scope yet? hopefully, we're looking at hemorrhoids
Sean - May 22, 2011, 12:03 am
Ha ha. Very punny.
Greeny - May 21, 2011, 11:21 pm
oooo bummer- hope all goes well
Sean - May 21, 2011, 10:21 pm
Thanks man, and I promise not to think of you at all during my -- soon to be -- colonoscopy.
rerun - May 21, 2011, 9:21 pm

LOL, this is great.


TAGS: its just dirty water
Rating: 4.57/5

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agdaniele - March 26, 2011, 2:39 am
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 6:56 pm
For shame that this only has 11 votes on it!
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 6:40 pm
Still LMAO!!!
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 8:31 pm
LMFAO Cubby! This is motifake gold! No, it's motifake double-platinum!
rerun - June 19, 2010, 6:59 pm

talk about not being safe,...no life jackets, no floaties, no adult. no oars to row.....where is the coast guard when you need them?



LIFE - The moments that take our breath away.

NATURAL SODA WATER - It's so tasty

OFFICE REFRESHMENT - Every office should have one of these.

Happiness -

HHT #1 -


Quit digging -

Underwater Cameras -

TAGS: unbderwater camera bikini girls nudity
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Ashson

MissPriss - May 25, 2014, 3:46 pm
Using the camera above water? Truly a few sh**s short of the full picture.
Oldsod - May 25, 2014, 7:20 am
...somewhere, there's a line involving the phrase "there's other fish in the sea," but I'm not touching it...

DUMBO AT THE LAKE - Pet Elephants are a Hassle

TAGS: water ski
Rating: 4.71/5

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MissPriss - January 22, 2013, 4:43 pm
Just the poop bags ya need to bring along about make ya 5L your mind!

PSYCHOSAMATIC - MITTENS, just found out what you were doing with the GERBILS!! Before he ate THEM.

TAGS: richard gere g** watersports fletching kittens
Rating: 4.69/5

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440wakeup - September 17, 2010, 10:07 pm
It wasnt a rant just an observation, I'm a first responder, I know its all about timing and what recources are available.
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:21 pm
I laughed even, not sure what a laighed is...d*** typo gnome
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:20 pm
great moti, I laighed but umm 440,the rant is a bit much
440wakeup - September 16, 2010, 6:07 pm
ENGRISH SPOCHEN HEIR OD means Drug OverDose EMS Emergency Medical Services
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 10:52 pm
ENGRISH we had a cop sh** and it took 10minutes for paramedics 2 arrive, People od and they barely get a squad 2 arrive, but hears a ph**o with a whole engine company 2 respond 2 a CAT. Families of victims complain about stuff like this
Claire - September 15, 2010, 10:40 pm
Please speak English... My brain is hurting trying to translate.
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 10:38 pm
some mother of a monster is going 2 use this ph**o 2 sue a municipality when they fail 2 respond 2 her sons 5th od in a month. Well they saved a cat didn't they
rerun - September 15, 2010, 9:32 pm

Yeah, ummmm...whta is he trying to say?
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 9:31 pm
sooner or later some mother of a crack head or meth hed will complain zat the 1st responders watched asher son OD'D and mention how she's seen ems save drowning deers and dogs....well deers dont break into your house 2 steal your TV
rerun - September 15, 2010, 9:09 pm

thats sick, I laughed 5L
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 8:12 pm
I don't get 2 say this often enuf...thanx 4 voting.


TAGS: water balloons
Rating: 4.69/5

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Airman - February 28, 2012, 12:20 pm
just saw this.. LOL. Some are just big jello sh**s

Distribution Dilemma -

TAGS: delicious water day calendar
Rating: 4.67/5

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CloudchaserS - May 22, 2013, 12:28 pm
Am I the only one thinking of South Park?
GaryO - May 22, 2013, 9:13 am
for some reason, I'm thirsty now......

Survivers -

Water Polo -

WALK ON WATER - Practice makes perfect

AQUAMAN - The one time his superpower wouldn't have been completely lame.

THE LOTUS - Born In Water, Grows in Water But Rises To Stand Above The Water Unsoiled ... So, I, Born on the World, Raised on the World, Having Overcome the World, Live On It Unsoiled ...

TAGS: lotus life water world unsoiled
Rating: 3.89/5

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Rick69 - January 13, 2012, 7:33 pm
Thank you... (^_^) ... a compliment from the person who inspired me to do motifakes... :)
LiquidAngel - January 13, 2012, 6:30 pm
Very nice.

FEAR - will motivate you like nothing else in this world

TAGS: fear bull waterwalking run
Rating: 3.83/5

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jibarocampesino - July 22, 2010, 11:42 am
Ninja instints & talents awakes in those fearful moments

SUCKERS - There's one born every minute.


TAGS: holy grail watery tart
Rating: 3.79/5

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Airman - April 17, 2012, 12:27 pm
I know your 16 Motifakes qualifies you as an expert. Why don't you do some more, and leave other people's alone. We all come here to have fun and amuse outselves, without worrying about World Literature 101 pop quizzes
Airman - April 17, 2012, 12:24 pm
thank you Captain Bobvious. Is there anyone on earth who doesn't know what this is from? Oh by the way, did you look at the tags.. it says Holy Grail. And sometimes, using part of the quote is more effective, instead of boring people with the entire quote
dy2012 - April 17, 2012, 2:08 am
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcicial aquatic ceremony! - Quoted from Dennis/Monthy Phyton -1974
Yoso11 - April 3, 2011, 4:16 pm
Monty Python FTW! :)
Yoso11 - April 3, 2011, 4:16 pm
Monty Python FTW! :)


WATER INTO WINE - Big deal! I once turned and entire student loan into beer! Your move Jesus!!!

TAGS: jesus water wine
Rating: 3.61/5

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MO - March 10, 2010, 1:23 pm
5 urinal cakes! For all the trips to the pisser.
Fatt Matt - March 10, 2010, 12:44 pm
HAHAHAH! 5 kegs for you
aerofiend - March 10, 2010, 8:20 am
I don't know why, but this made me lol.

WATER WINS - Flawless victory.